It’s all but confirmed that Steve Jobs will unveil the iPhone 4G in two weeks at the the Apple Worldwide Developers Conference. If the lost phones found in bathrooms and leaked tech specs and photos weren’t enough, head over to Apple’s online store. They’ve stopped selling the $99 iPhone 3G, which can only mean one thing: a new top-of-the-line iPhone! If you want to cop one, wait. If you’ve just copped one, you’re dumb. Return it. [Mobile Crunch]